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Pic of another cousins at grandaunt's house . . . . . Aren't the brothers cute right?
KBR Studio
Friday, June 30, 2006
Saturday, June 17, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
What Age Do You Act?
| You Are 23 Years Old |
 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
-[aLbY]-
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
Manimal - They're smelly, African and think they're anteaters. Behold the aardvark - God's daftest invention since man-boobs...
WE BOTH EAT bananas, love masturbating and look hilarious when riding miniature bicycles, so it's no real surprise that man is related to monkey. However, the breaking news that we're cousins to this omnivorous ball of skin shocked us to the bone. Professor Terence Robinson of the University of Stellenbosch, South Africa, has traced homo-sapiens all the way down the evolution ladder to the very first mammals on earth. And it turns out hundreds of millions of years ago we were all aardvarks, or "Earth Pigs" as they're known to the rest of the world. This is a truly horrible revelation, as the little that mankind knows about these "Tubulidentatta" insinuates they're truly pathetic swine.
Despite havin the DNA structure of a small elephant, they pretend they're anteaters, destroy ant nests and lick up 50,000 ands a night with their 50cm-long tongue. What's more, they're anteater size and not remotely elephantish.
On top of this, their teeth are utterly rubbish. They're as hard as a Fruit Polo and have no roots. This means if they bite anything harder than an ant, they lose a tooth. No onwder you've never seen an aardvark eating crusty bread.
Their feet are equally as freaky, with a half-hoof for running and a half-claw for digging/attacking ants. Ant they're attached to short fat bald legs.
And did we mention their pathetic "woof"? They bark like a dog, but it's so high-pitched and squeaky, humans can barely hear it, and no known animal is actually scared by it.
On the upside, they build the most advanced housing in the animal kingdom. These 13m-deep cribs have up to 20 doorways, with as many as ten separate rooms and a luxury bathroom.
However, they're more inept in dealing with squatters than our local council. Bats, squirrels, hares, aardwolves, pythons, crocodiles,cats, civets (huh?), hyenas, jackals, porcupines, warthogs, monitor lizards and owls will sit outside an aardvark's galf all day, waiting for him to get up for his nightly eight-mile stroll. Then these gypos move their family into Mr Earth Pig's borrow and take over. When he returns, he's too scared to turf the pikey scum out, so he digs a hole and buries himself until the problem goes away. Once he can't breath, he'll come out to get eaten his unwanted houseguests. Truly deplorable.
P/S: C'mon guys & gals, comment on this manimal and tell me about it what do you feel and how do you feel about this creature? =P
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Sunday, April 23, 2006
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Tragedy of the year . . . . . . .
Aight, it isn't my good day today! I met in a terrifying accident which involved 4cars! My car(SLKe), Abby's car(Wira), Jon's car(SLKe) & zK's car(SLKa)! Sigh, I'm suppose to have lunch with the whole gang and then go back for a hair-do as I'm suppose to go for a casting this noon but due to the incident EVERYTHING changes!
This was what happened, after the traffic light out from TPM, I was multitasking (changing CD and talking to Edmund as he was sitting by my side) and when I passes by the bridge before reaching to the 1st traffic light along the Arena Green Apartment, that was where i'd the accident. When I successfully changed the CD, i was still talking to Edmund and when I look at the front, the distance was approximately 1-1.5m away from Abby's car and I did press on the paddle of the break by sudden and my car finally skid and I tried to avoid from a worst situation to occur by turning my stearing to the left but due that time there was a car at the back coming I couldn't make it to avoid the accident but only the left side of the car was avoided and my side was the unlucky one, crashes on Abby's left back corner! My speed was about 5o-55kmph and it happen that the collision continues after when i crashed on Abby's back and Abby crashed on Jon's back and Jon's car kissed on zK's bumper. Luckily the traffic light turns to the green and the car in front of zK's had started moving else I don't dare to think of the worse situation :S
Anyhow, I was freaked out and then parked my car aside as well as the rest of my friends. Then, I called Aunt Alice to seek for her help and she asked her husband to come to give me a hand. Well, why is it each time whenever I've any casting which would most probably give me a better future, something bad (and i really mean it really bad this time) will occur? Previously I was short-listed and was asked for the casting for the New Motorola Main Japanese Role Ad & the new Coke Ad but I missed that because I was terribly sick at that time and right now, I'm short-listed for the new Sony Cybershot Ad which would take 3days shooting (if I'm in) and the pay is range RM10k - RM13k! SIGH...SIGH...SIGH...!!~ :(
Now, my unc arrived and he told me that he'll settle things for me as my dad went to outstation for some biz matter. So, after he called up the callmans and so on, I was told that I should actually claim the insurance because the collisions needed not little amount to repair. So, I called my dad and my unc spoke to him and my dad agreed and fine!~ My car and Abby's car have to be towed to the workshop as our car seems more serious than the other 2.
Then, the callman brought us to the police station near Petaling Street to make a police report and that was my first time to the police station which I don't expect that a police station could be as noisy as a market but slightly lesser noise. After that, I was asked to meet one of the inspector face-to-face and tell him what exactly happened. Yup, when I walked up to the 2nd floor to look for the inspector, before walking in, there were 3 inspectors walking out of the room and one of them asked me whether am I with the guy who just walked in? I said no, and he told me to wait for a short while till the guy walked out and look for the inspector which I'm suppose to look for as the name of the inspector was written in the piece of paper I was holding. Right after he walked away, I read the piece of paper and guess whaT? The inspector that I'm suppose to meet up with is actually the one who spoke to me and he was away at that moment! Sigh!~
I waited for 20-25minutes and he finally came back, then I spoke to him, some rubbish I guess. Then followed by my friends. When everything was done, it was 5pm! Sigh, I can't make it to go for the casting anymore. So, I called the agent who called me, let her know why can't I go for the casting and she said no problem and told me to go tomorrow! I was so happy that I was given a 2nd chance this time! I really hope I could get the ad this time as the pay is really high to satisfy me!
Anyhow, I wanted to apologize a million times, a billion times or a trillion times to Abby, Jon & zK about the accident which I don't mean it thou. I know it was my fault and I guess this should be the most expensive experience I ever learnt in my life for now!
-[aLbY]-
Sunday, April 02, 2006
A happy day but . . . . . .
Well, I was shocked that Nancy (some advertising agency's agent) called me around 12++am telling me that i was short listed for Sony Cybershot's new ad. The pay is range RM1o-13k for 3days shooting! Gosh!!~ I'm very happy and hope to got the job as well but I need to go for the casting on Tuesday at Jalan Ampang! Sigh, she told me to dress up and make myself as good looking as possible because they wanted an eurasian which is really good looking meanwhile Nancy is looking forward this job for me! I must not disappoint her! So, I'm gonna make myself perfect before going for the casting! :D people out there, give me support aight!!!~
Sigh, something is just missing but hard to tell...
P/S: Jag missa du och jag verkligen hoppas på att se du snart...
-[aLbY]-
Sigh, something is just missing but hard to tell...
P/S: Jag missa du och jag verkligen hoppas på att se du snart...
-[aLbY]-
Thursday, March 09, 2006
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